Aries: breaking someone's nose

Taurus: ordered dozens of pizzas on the principle's credit card

Gemini: changed their grades on their teacher's computer

Cancer: called the teacher a stupid cunt

Leo: got caught watching hentai during class

Virgo: hacked the school wifi and took down firewalls

Libra: snuck water into a water bottle, threw up in class

Scorpio: stalking a cute teacher outside of school #MrFitz

Sagittarius: brought their cat to school and it scratched someone

Capricorn: had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall

Aquarius: threatened someone with a pair of scissors

Pisces: pulled a fire alarm to get out of a test that they didn't study for