Aries: loud, sloppy, sexual, prone to do stupid things

Taurus: is way too happy and tells everyone that they look pretty

Gemini: risk-taking, sexual, flirtatious

Cancer: tells bad jokes, really loud and flirtatious, then gets really weepy

Leo: the king/queen of sloppy drunks, slurs, vomits on people, falls down a lot

Virgo: is either REALLY loud or gets quieter and quieter until they pass out

Libra: extremely flirtatious, overly friendly, basically themselves except x10

Scorpio: gets hella turnt and fun, then ends up crying about their love life and passes out

Sagittarius: loud and risk-taking, possibly an angry drunk

Capricorn: is really good at hiding the fact that they're drunk... until they pile on your shoes

Aquarius: super weird, super hilarious, does a whole lot of stupid shit

Pisces: huggy and nice, flirtatious, then gets really sad or angry