Aries: do they wanna fight?

Taurus: this would be so much more fun if I was in bed, sleeping

Gemini: maybe I should've done that differently

Cancer: wait maybe they hate me

Leo: this motherfucker

Virgo: um teacher? You're teaching us this lesson wrong dO YOU WANT US TO FAIL?!?!

Libra: aww they're so cute wtf

Scorpio: you're not funny stfu

Sagittarius: I'm so funny, why aren't I popular?

Capricorn: how can someone be so stupid?!

Aquarius: I'm hot and gay and believe in aliens. No wonder everyone loves me

Pisces: IM A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER! YALL CAN SUCK IT!