Aries: always yelling

Taurus: "what the fuck am I doing here?"

Gemini: *has to leave because they're laughing at their own joke*

Cancer: *eating in class*

Leo: "how about no"

Virgo: *good grades, hiding a machete in their backpack probably *

Libra: never does their homework

Scorpio: looks like they're ready to murder everyone

Sagittarius: *procrastinates until the end of time*

Capricorn: thinks they're the teacher

Aquarius: no fucks were given. ever.

Pisces: *drawing ducks on the table*