🥀♈ Aries ♈🥀
"Ah yes . . . 6 months . . . The perfect age to start boxing classes."

🥀♉ Taurus ♉🥀
Uses a baby carrier on their teenager

🥀♊ Gemini ♊🥀
"Listen buddy, I don't care what you did at preschool, I'mma tell you about MY day"

🥀♋ Cancer ♋🥀
Rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe

🥀♌ Leo ♌🥀
Is prepared to physically fight their children's bullies

🥀♍ Virgo ♍🥀
Pulls out a calculus textbook, "story time"

🥀♎ Libra ♎🥀
The mom in "stacy's mom"

🥀♏ Scorpio ♏🥀
"a lullaby? Alright baby . . .  Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing . . . A hundred mutha fuckas"
(WOAH THERE u Should nOt be cussing infront of your Child)

🥀♐ Sagittarius ♐🥀
Newborn vomits on them, "what the . . . I did not raise you to be like this"

🥀♑ Capricorn ♑🥀
"Beautiful baby right? Well, not as beautiful as me but . . You know, we can't all be so blessed

🥀♒ Aquarius ♒🥀
Burns their kids homework, "you don't need this . . it's all up to the system . . . Listen there's a rebellion coming

🥀♓ Pisces ♓🥀
See's baby sleeping, "what an asshole . . Why tf can't that be me?

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