FINALLY it's the weekend

• Aries •
I brought you into this world, and I'll take you right the fuck out again
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• Taurus •
There are people STARVING around the world and you are sitting at the table crying about disliking carrots?!
(ಠ_ರ)

• Gemini •
Whatever the hell you're doing...just don't get caught. I didn't see anything.
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• Cancer •
IM STILL WAITING FOR A HUG AND KISS GOODNIGHT
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• Leo •
Somebody else can make dinner. I already do a lot around here
ಥ_ಥ

• Virgo •
How was school? Just kidding, I called your teacher and already know
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• Libra •
But my feet are so tired from woOoork.  Could you PLEASE do laundry for Mommy? Please?
ôヮô

• Scorpio •
Seems like you're... Hiding something.  Don't worry, I'll find out.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• Sagittarius •
Ugh, do you have to come everywhere with me?
(¬_¬)

• Capricorn •
You wanna end up dead? Do that again.
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• Aquarius •
What do you think people were like when it rained for the first time?  Like "OH SHIT THERES WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY!"
(•⊙ω⊙•)

• Pisces •
I was at the store and saw something that reminded me of you!
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