❝ ZODIACS... as incorrect quotes ! ❞
got these from Tumblr!

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Libra - *holds the door open for Pisces*
After you.

Pisces - No, after you.

Libra - I insist, after you.

Leo - *pushes past both of them* After me.

{ The Pisces and Libra part is literally my friend and I 😂 }

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Aries - uh... Hey, Sag, can I ask you a question?

Sagittarius - Yeah?

Aries - Why are we lying on the ground?

Sagittarius - You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we're chilling.

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Aquarius - I've been dropping subtle hints that I like them.

*Walks over to crush*

*Ignores crush*

Also Aquarius - that went pretty good.

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Capricorn - Listen, I'm going to need you to calm down.

Cancer, banging fists on the table - but how can it be birthday cake flavor if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!?!

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Taurus - Leo, you're blocking the view.

Leo - I am the view.

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Aquarius - I connected the dots!

Virgo - you didn't connect shit.

Aquarius - I've connected them!

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Taurus - *sneezes*

Leo -  [silence]

Taurus - you're not even going to say bless you?

Leo - I'm sitting with you, you've clearly blessed.

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Aquarius - I just had the weirdest thought

Gemini - okay, go on...

Aquarius - If you're a security guard at Samsung, does that make you guardian of the galaxies?

Aquarius & Gemini  - *contemplates life in a corner*

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Gemini - Capricorn wants to name their kid something that sounds like noode

Scorpio - poodle

Gemini - like a pasta type I forgot it

Scorpio - Chicken Alfredo

Gemini - Oh, yeah. That's it.

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So all the signs are atleast in this once, I wanted to make sure of that.
So it's almost even!

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