❝ ZODIACS... as bad puns ! ❞

Aries - I lost my watch at a party. While I was looking for it, I saw a guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude, punched him in the nose because no one does that to a girl... atleast... Not on my watch!

Taurus - I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me...

Gemini - My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how is Mercedes bends...
( Lowkey didn't get this one- )

Cancer - my friends bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast...

Leo - I'm close friends with all 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y...

Virgo - what did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis.

Libra - Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a day.

Scorpio - when the scientist wanted to clone a deer, he brought a doe it yourself kit.

Sagittarius - some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.

Capricorn - Einstein devleloped a theory about space, it was about time too...

Aquarius - Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest...

Pisces - yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring, but I think I've dyed a little inside...

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