The Zodiacs In The Hospital

Aries~ "I crashed my motorbike"

Taurus~ " This idiot forgot to stop for me while I was Cross the road"

Gemini~ "I'm here with my friend"

Cancer~ "I was cooking soup for my boyfriend, and I spilled it all over me, now I got all third degree burns"

Leo~ "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit the brick wall"

Virgo~ "Um, I work here?"

Libra~ "I had a panick attack"

Scorpio~ "Someone pushed me down the stairs"

Sagittarius~ "This old lady was on her motor scooter, and she was going slowly, so I told her to hurry up, and she ran over my toe" (That's why you respect your elders😂)

Capricorn~ "I was working really late 5 nights in a row, and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out"

Aquarius~ "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed my down a well and I found myself in Narnia"

Pisces~ "I was concentrating and smashed into the wall, then got a concussion"

Sounds like something I would do ^^^♓