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Taurus: ....what do I do until this updates?.....

Aries: GAHHHHH WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE PLOT AND YOU SAY YOU ARE A FAN!!!!! GAHHH

Gemini: Hahaha we hijacked the other fandom's post because we're better than them HAHAHA

Cancer: Ok ok ok guys you all need to read/watch this so we can fangirl together ok?  Do it.  Do it or else.  We have to do it together.  You hear me? TOGETHER.

Leo: My fandom isn't that bad.  Everyone loves us.  We're NICE.

Virgo: I'm ready to kill someone because of these untagged spoilers!

Libra: I ship this.  I ship that.  There are so many ships! I will ship you and your mom if I have to.

Scorpio: What did I even do before this?

Sagittarius: I don't know how anyone could like anything else.  Anyone who doesn't like this is WRONG.

Capricorn: I'm not in a fandom ~is totally a fandom~

Aquarius: It's so hard not to make every single post about my fandom.  But really, I don't even try NOT to.

Pisces: LOL YOU REMINDED ME OF THAT ONE THING FROM MY FANDOM BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS RELATED TO MY FANDOM AND OH GOD BREATHING IS A FANDOM I LOVE TUMBLR *faints*