Cause why not.

Credit to all the sources of the quotes. Also a chapter is underway! I know you waited months but you can blame assignments for that.

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GILBERT, upset: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

SKYLER: But did I make you cry?

GILBERT: *cries on the spot*

SKYLER: ...Sh**.

—

VINCENT: Stop failing.

TYLER: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!

TYLER: (Succeeds)

TYLER: Dang it! :(

—

GILBERTA: We have fun, don't we, Skyler?

SKYLER: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

—

And now, chess

CAMERON: *easily beats everyone because he knows how to play*

CAROL: *doesn't know the rules, but wins anyway*

PETE: *doesn't know the rules, and loses*

VIVIAN: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don't*

VINCENT: "Actually, you can't do that, because I said so."

COLIN: "???? They named a board game after cheese?"

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TYLER: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

PHOEBE, blushing: Okay.

SABRINA, next to them with a bowl of icecream: It's f***ing summer.

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ALYSSA: That was a joke. Say ha.

VIVIAN: Ha.

ALYSSA: Now do it again.

VIVIAN: Ha.

ALYSSA: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party. (🎉 Congratulations Vivi)

—

ARLEN, seriously: You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

CAMERON: I went to the park today.

ARLEN: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

CAMERON, opening his coat: This duck.

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ALEX: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

EVERYONE ELSE: Awwww-

ALEX: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

EVERYONE ELSE: Oh.

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PETE: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Skyler?

SKYLER: No.

COLIN: I do! :)

PETE: I know, Colin.

COLIN: I'm sad. :(

PETE: I know, Colin.

—

SIENNA: So, how long have you and Gilberta been together?

SKYLER: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Gilbert and I are not together. No. No.

SIENNA: Really? Sixteen 'nos'? Really?

—

SIENNA, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

LILY: ...

LILY: ....What's in the box?

SIENNA: What woul-

LILY: Sienna, what's in the box?

(A few meows from the box)

SIENNA: I think you know.

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SAM: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.

LEO, referring to himself and ALEX: Even us?

SAM: Especially you guys.

ALEX:

LEO:

ALEX: Petition to kick Sam out so he stops insulting us.

LEO: Seconded.

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(Lizzy is storming over to the Crazy Club, covered in glitter)

LIZZY: You three, explain right now!

SIENNA: It was Alyssa.

LEO: It was Alyssa.

GILBERT: It was Alyssa.

ALYSSA, betrayed:

ALYSSA: ...f---.

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*Levin and Tyler are texting*

LEVIN: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

TYLER: What did they change my name to?

LEVIN: Chosen One.

TYLER: Don't change it back.

LEVIN: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

TYLER: I'm the chosen one.

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ALYSSA: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

SIENNA: Yes.

ALYSSA: I love you.

SIENNA: It back.

(eventually)

VIVIAN, to LILY: Why is Alyssa crying face-down on the floor?

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TYLER, in a whisper: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....

LILY: ....

GISELLE: .....

CLEO: ......

COLIN: ..Who?

TYLER: That's the thing we don't-

(Everyone stares at Colin)

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LIZZY: You like Arlen?

GISELLE, shyly: Yes. Thoughts?

LIZZY:

LIZZY: And prayers, girl, what?

—

(yes I am aware that this is an Arthur quote)

ALYSSA, bored: What did you draw?

VIVIAN: A dog and he's bored. What did you draw?

ALYSSA: A stick.

VIVIAN: A stick?

ALYSSA: A stick from the park THAT YOU PROMISED TO TAKE ME TODAY!!! >:(

—

PETE: Girlboss, gatekeep, (pause) what's the one I'm missing?

SIENNA, gaslighting: There isn't one

PETE: But I thought there-

SIENNA: Nope you made it up :)

—

(It is a bright and sunny day and Alex is in the kitchen when all of a sudden there is a crash in the living room)

ALEX, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!

LEO, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!

ALEX: And Sam didn't stop you?!

LEO, pointing at a sleeping Sam: He's been asleep for the past three hours.

LIZZY, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-

LIZZY, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!

ALEX, pointing at LEO: He threw the remote onto the TV stand.

LIZZY: Come on! That's the 5th time this week and it's 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!

SAM, waking up to see the situation: (yawns) How long was I out?

SAM, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! LEO, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!

LEO: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!

ALEX and LIZZY, in unison: But you broke the-

LEO: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. (dashes out of the living room)

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LEVIN: That's a nice arguement, Lily. Why don't you back it up with a source?

LILY, dramatically: My source is that I made it the f--- up!

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VINCENT, to CAMERON: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

(later)

CAMERON, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

TYLER: (wheeze)

—

SKYLER: Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit inducing.

SIENNA, purposefully : Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!

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GILBERT: But we're friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!

ARLEN: That'll never happen! In fact, you just lost "Arlen" privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or 'Hey, you.'.

GILBERT: Come on, Arlen.

ARLEN: (glares)

GILBERT: Come on, "Hey you."

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SABRINA: How do you do that?

SIENNA: I'm fearless. (huh /ref)

SABRINA: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

SIENNA: I'm mostly fearless.

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LEO: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

SIENNA: Why are we so f---ing awesome?

LEO: That's the best f---ing question anybody's ever asked.

(The two do the high five of friendship)

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PHOEBE: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

CAROL: Phoebe, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

PHOEBE: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I-

CAROL: ...It was a bug.

PHOEBE: It was a BEETLE, and their wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where they are, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

PHOEBE, tearing up: ...

CAROL: ...

PHOEBE, hiding her tears by wiping them: Stop looking at me like that!

—

ALYSSA and SIENNA: *Playing video games*

LILY: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

ALYSSA and SIENNA: (silence)

LILY, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

ALYSSA and SIENNA in shame: Yeah...

—

CAMERON, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?

VINCENT: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

CAMERON:

CAMERON: Water you doing?

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SKYLER: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

PETE: You left me, Gilberta, and Colin in a shopping centre parking lot at 2am a day ago.

SKYLER: I did that on purpose, try again.

—

CAMERON: As a responsible adult-

VIVIAN: *chuckles*

CAMERON: ... As a responsible adult— (he laughs too)

—

TAHLIA: "I miss you" is the nicest text you can receive.

TYLER: "I bought a monster truck."

LEVIN: You're both wrong, it's "I have too much money, you can have some."

CLEO: "I got you pizza."

ALYSSA: Fools! I present to you this: "Vivian is driving to your house right now."

TYLER: "Vivian had too much money so she's driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that she got for you."

TAHLIA: "...Because she missed you."

—

VIVIAN, dashing into the room: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

TAHLIA: ...What does that even mean?!

—

CLEO: When you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

COLIN, mimicking: fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuu BUWBUBHUFUFBUUWBUUFBUB (brought tears to my eyes)

EVERYONE ELSE:

LEO, proud: Exactly.

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CAROL: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

SABRINA, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

GILBERTA, who waltzed into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

SABRINA: Coming right up.

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GILBERT: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

LEVIN: Why?

GILBERT: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Skyler.

LEVIN: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

GILBERT: Levin, you have opened my eyes.

LEVIN, concerned:

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(Cleo is mad at Vivian)

VIVIAN: Cleo isn't answering my messages.

TAHLIA: Allow me.

VIVIAN: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

CLEO: *replying to message* Hello :]

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ALYSSA: Lillian, can I ask you a question?

LILY: You just did.

ALYSSA: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

LILY: You just did.

ALYSSA, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

LILY: You just did.

ALYSSA: When?!

LILY: Just now.

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TYLER: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

—

AIKA, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

GILBERT: A family.

SKYLER: A better love life.

VIVIAN: Mental stability.

COLIN, clueless: Bagels?

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VIVIAN: What did you get Cleo for her birthday?

TAHLIA: I got her a kitten.

VIVIAN: Really? Me too!

SAM: I also got her a cat.

AIKA: Looks like we had the same idea.

ARLEN: Leo, please tell me you didn't get Cleo a cat as well!

LEO: ...I got her a kitten.

(later)

CLEO, surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!!!

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Next chapter released will be a new chapter! I decided to finally do productivity so that's fun.

Also I have two announcements

Firstly, remember in chapter 78 I mentioned that I have been planning for a new story? Well I finally got a confirmed title. It would also may or may not be the final new zodiac book. I plan that after that I would be finishing off other works. So far I have to finish off these books as well as rewrite a story of mine into a trilogy which is exciting since I have been planning so much and I am excited to see. All you need to know about the new work (which idk when it would be out) is that it is an improvement of this book. It still has adventures and stuff but there will be 12 characters instead of 24, and there is a planned out plot and world. I am personally excited to see it play out but I don't know if I should release it early or wait until Zodiac Street is finished.

But this isn't all about shameless promos. There's another announcement too.

For this book, I have a chapter idea in mind that is based on award shows. You know like people are nominated and there's votes to determine the award winner? I thought about having an awards themed chapter here. So like there will be questions and instead of the characters voting, the readers will decide the winner instead. It would be a fun idea since the characters don't know about the chapter's results, I don't know in advance about the chapter's direction and it would be an opportunity for the readers to connect more with the story (and that's my aim here, I made this story for you guys so I want to make sure you are appreciated)

But that's just an idea in mind. I have to think about it and confirm it

Until then I'll see you in the new chapter :)

PS: I am planning on drawing the characters and their new designs. But take this old Vincent picture I drew as a profile picture matching my friends. I worked so hard on it.

Picture below: Vincent from Zodiac Street. Drawn on a phone with a finger. Time taken: 1 min-2 min