Hi!

So university for me is starting tomorrow, and because of that, I would be focusing on that. If I were honest, I feel nervous about returning for another semester and wish the break would last forever.

So here we are :D

I want to thank you all for the responses you made on the author-note-like chapter, "so um...hi". I was nervous about announcing Zodiac Street as a secondary project rather than its usual main project phase, especially when the book has a lot of chapters and has been worked on for years. And I'm grateful for your understanding, cause as one person said in that chapter the zodiac community has understanding readers and the authors don't need to worry about breaks- even though they technically still worry.

So to thank you all (and to also put out something forth before university and before you could scream "WHEN IS THE NEXT UPDATE"), this chapter is an incorrect quotes chapter! Credits to the owners of these quotes.

Enjoy!

--- (No Bob today, he is having a quick break)

LIZZY: How would you like your coffee?

SKYLER: Dark and bitter as my soul...

LIZZY (to AIKA near the coffee machine): I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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CLEO: It's a beautiful day outside :0

LEO: Not as beautiful as me~ (poses)

CLEO:

CLEO: B o i-

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VINCENT: My can opener is broken.

CAMERON: So it's a can't opener?

VINCENT:

VINCENT: Seriously not marrying you

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SAM, directing an acting scene: If I would've told you your reaction wouldn't have been genuine. And Pete, you're a terrible actor.

PETE: Excuse me, I can act!

SAM: Everyone thinks they can act. In the end, you're just a pretty face.

PETE: Oh you think I'm pretty? :)

SAM: Pretty stupid.

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GILBERT: Oh hey, Sabrina... what are you doing here.

SABRINA: On the contrary, what are YOU doing here? This is my house after all.

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SIENNA: I'm sorry I ate your skittles :(

SABRINA, smiling: I'm sorry I pushed you off the bench.

SIENNA: It's okay.

SIENNA:

SIENNA: Wait. When did you?

(SABRINA pushes SIENNA off the bench)

SIENNA, getting up: I deserved that.

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TYLER: Where's the yogurt? I thought you went to the store?

TAHLIA: (incoherent mumbling)

TYLER: Huh?

TAHLIA: IT WAS ON THE TOP SHELF.

TYLER:

TAHLIA: I COULDN'T REACH IT.

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CAROL: Phoebe...

PHOEBE: Oh no, "Phoebe" in B flat.

PHOEBE: You're disappointed.

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VIVIAN: While I'm gone, Alyssa, you're in charge.

ALYSSA: YES!

VIVIAN, whispering to AIKA: You're secretly in charge.

AIKA: Of course.

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PHOEBE, being dramatic: Honestly, I'm so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

CAROL: You sleep with a teddybear.

PHOEBE: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS.

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LEO: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

ARLEN: What the fu-

ALEX: He's having an idea.

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LEVIN: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter "a".

GILBERT, being an intellectual: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.

LEVIN:

ARLEN, doing the dishes:

GISELLE, helping ARLEN do the dishes:

LILY, having an online call with LEVIN:

LEVIN: F*** you.

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VINCENT: Guys... I've been meaning to tell you. Cameron and I are dating.

CAMERON and the other Zodiac Street Residents: *dramatic gasp*

VINCENT: Cameron, why are YOU surprised?

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CAROL: Looking left cause you don't treat me right.

TYLER: Looking right cause you left.

ALEX: Looking up cause you let me down.

LILY: Looking down cause you f***ed up.

SKYLER: What is wrong with you guys?

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COLIN, taking off his hat to reveal a sparkly hat underneath: Does this answer your question?

ALEX: I never even asked a question.

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LIZZY: I do know how to cook, I'm not that incompetent.

ALYSSA: Tell that to my burnt sandwich.

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TAHLIA: Are you okay? :(

ALYSSA: Yes.

TAHLIA: Are you hurt?

ALYSSA: No.

TAHLIA: Then WHAT WERE YOU THINKING KNUCKLEHEAD???

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RANDOM PERSON: I didn't catch your name.

SIENNA: I didn't throw it.

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SAM: Where's Alyssa?

SIENNA: She's, uh... busy.

LILY: Being an idiot.

SAM: What kind of "idiot".

LILY: The "everything is now on fire" idiot.

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PETE: I just have one question.

ARLEN: What is it, Pete?

PETE, being thoughful: What colour is an orange?

ARLEN: Pete, you bonehead. Its colour is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.

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SKYLER, to TYLER & PHOEBE: You guys worried about Levin?

PHOEBE: Totally!

TYLER: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled "what do I do? what do I do? what do I do?"

SKYLER: And what'd you say?

TYLER: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno"

SKYLER + PHOEBE:

SKYLER: He's lucky to have you as a friend.

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SABRINA: Alright, listen up you little sh**s.

SABRINA: Not you, Tahlia. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.

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LEO: You know what's a stupid letter?

SIENNA: Q?

LEO: Yeah, why do I hate Q so much?

SIENNA: Cause it's so obviously just an O trying to be all fancy with a pointless little tail.

LEO: Q's pathetic.

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GISELLE, texting AIKA: (sends a voice message)

AIKA, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

GISELLE, texting: No, don't worry, just a little later.

[later]

AIKA: [presses play]

GISELLE's voice message, referring to LIZZY'S baking: THERE'S A FIRE-

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VINCENT: We need a distraction. Is anyone here good at making annoying noises?

GILBERT: My time has come.

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TYLER: So I have to go to the eye doctor this week.

CAMERON: Yes, you need to get your vision orbs checked.

TYLER: Ah, yes, my vision orbs.

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VIVIAN: Guess what's in this box?

ALYSSA: Donuts.

VIVIAN: No.

ALYSSA: Muffins.

VIVIAN: No.

ALYSSA: Corn dogs.

VIVIAN: No-

ALYSSA: Chocolate.

VIVIAN: No! It's not food!

ALYSSA: Then who cares?

SIENNA + LILY: What's in the box?

VIVIAN: Oh, just some photos.

ALYSSA: Of donuts?

VIVIAN: NO!

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COLIN: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.

SKYLER:

PETE:

COLIN:

PETE: I'm gonna tell him.

SKYLER: Don't you DARE.

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SIENNA: I hate Skyler.

CLEO: "Hate" is a strong word.

SIENNA: I have strong opinions. (Queen behaviour)

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ALASTOR'S GUARD WHO WAS OBSESSED WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IN THAT ONE CHAPTER I FORGOT: ...Sir I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.

ALASTOR: Of course I have! Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you.

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CAMERON: Come on, you love this show!

SKYLER: Yeah, but I always skip the Christmas episodes.

CAMERON: Because the themes of family and togetherness are a chilling reminder of your own isolation?

SKYLER: No, but thank you for that.

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TYLER: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME.

PHOEBE: Wh-

TYLER: YOU'RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

PHOEBE: Why are you screaming?!

TYLER: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

PHOEBE:

TYLER: I F***ING LOVE YOU!

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ALEX: Did you put glitter in our laundry detergent?

LEO: Oh yeah. I'm experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas! That one's called Sparkle Suds.

SAM: Can you at least stop putting glitter on everything? There was glitter in our butter this morning too.

LEO: Disco Dairy: Spread the Party.

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CAROL, watching younger teenagers at the park: Why is everyone so desperate for them to mix? I think we should keep them separate.

PHOEBE, about to eat a hot dog: I think we should keep them in cages.

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VIVIAN: I still don't have a new year's resolution.

CLEO: You could lose a few.

TAHLIA: You could be less lazy.

ALYSSA: Don't be such a b****.

VIVIAN: OK DAMN.

VIVIAN: SH**.

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SIENNA: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I'm also in the house tonight.

GILBERT: But are you shuffling?

SIENNA: Everyday.

LILY, babysitting the two: What language are you two speaking??

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CLEO: ARE YOU-

SABRINA: F***ing.

CLEO: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

SABRINA: F***ing.

CLEO: IDIOT!

LEVIN: ...What was that?

SABRINA: Vivian banned Cleo from swearing, so I'm helping her out.

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LEVIN: Do penguins have knees?

LILY: Yes, but you can't see them too well

PHOEBE: Well, they don't have knees anymore.

LEVIN: What do you mean "not anymore"?

PHOEBE:

LEVIN: What do you MEAN-

(Phoebe's just in her character development phase cause I regret how I wrote her in the earlier chapters. For future chapters, she would have a massive character development).

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CAMERON: I thought that maybe-

VINCENT: (cuts Cameron off by kissing them)

CAMERON: -you'd love me again.

VINCENT: Who says I stopped?

TYLER: Awww.

VINCENT:

CAMERON:

TYLER: I ruined the moment. :(

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GILBERT: You know the sound the fork makes in the garbage disposal?

ARLEN:

GILBERT: That's the sound my brain makes all of the time.

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SIENNA: Well, if treasure hunting doesn't work out, I can always join the circus!

PETE: Eh, not if they have clowns...

SIENNA: Wow. Still not over that, huh?

PETE: No one is.

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ALYSSA: Sienna, I need your help!

SIENNA: Are we gonna commit a crime?

ALYSSA: No, something better!

SIENNA: Nothing better than a crime.

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CAROL: It's Joel. It's just like... I can't get them out of my head. And every time I look at them I get these pains in my chest and I just know it's his fault...

CAROL: That b***h.

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TYLER, dramatically: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

LEO: His name was Jarred, he's nineteen.

LIZZY: When his parents built a strange machine.

CLEO: Watch that scene, dig it the dancing queen.

SIENNA, CAMERON, AIKA, PHOEBE, ALEX: AYYYYY MACARENA.

SAM, horrified: ...Horrible job everyone.

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SKYLER: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

ALEX: *counting* We lost Gilberta!

SKYLER: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

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ALEX: Vivian has high levels of stress.

CLEO, related to VIVIAN: Genetics are a b***h.

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ALEX: Why does Skyler look upset?

VINCENT: He took one of those "Which Zodiac Street character are you?" quizzes.

ALEX: And who'd he get?

LEO, laughing: He got Gilbert.

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(Alyssa, Vivian, Sienna, Gilbert and Arlen are making cookies)

ALYSSA: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

ARLEN: No, that's not how you make cookies.

SIENNA: FLOOR IT!!!

ALYSSA: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?

VIVIAN: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

ALYSSA: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE F***ING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

GILBERT: DO IT!

VIVIAN: NO!

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CAMERON: Wanna hear a funny joke?

PHOEBE: I only like dark humour.

CAMERON: (turns off the lights) What do you call a fake noodle?

PHOEBE:

CAMERON: An IMPASTA.

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SKYLER, walking into the room: I dropped Gilbert.

SABRINA: Skyler, what the f***.

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SAM: Which way did Sabrina go?

GILBERT: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt. I'd guess they went left.

LEVIN: You could really figure that out, huh?

GILBERT: No, you idiot. Sabrina sent me a text. See?

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LEVIN: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just walk up and join a circle of people talking, but it does sound lovely, thank you.

ARLEN:

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VINCENT: Christmas is cancelled.

LEVIN: You can't cancel a holiday.

VINCENT: Keep it up, Levin, and you'll lose New Year's.

LEVIN: What does that mean?

VINCENT: CAMERON, take New Year's away from Levin!

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LILY: What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?

SIENNA: "Don't be an idiot". Changed my life.

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And that's about all! It's fun finding quotes for these characters.

Sorry if this isn't a chapter update, again, I just need to put something forth before uni starts.

I'll see you all in the next chapter, if I ever get around to writing it.