Aries: "Bitch that child needs a SMACKIN!!!"

Taurus: "I am NOT drunk....I'm just a crazy sober."

Gemini: "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS-"

Cancer: "If I was sorry, don't you think I would have said it by now?"

Leo: "I'm not judging! I'm just making sure you know my opinion."

Virgo: "And then he never talked back to me again."

Libra: "Your gorgeous baby. *Hugs me*"

Scorpio: "You have to enjoy being an asshole to be a good asshole."

Sagittarius: "Im a strong independent woman."

Capricorn: "I love you but shut up, honey."

Aquarius: "You little fucking bitch."

Pisces: "If your sorry, I'M gonna beat you-"