Aries: "Weird? I look like you."

Taurus: "I JUST WANT DIGIORNO!"

Gemini: "Shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots!"

Cancer: "I hate crying. You dare have the nerve to make me?"

Leo: "I leave a heart wherever I go."

Virgo: "Just because I write books does NOT mean I'm a nerd!"

Libra: "Damn straight I'm pretty."

Scorpio: "And then she got hit by a car."

Sagittarius: "AUNT HEIDIII!! ZACH IS BEING SEXIST!!! HE SAID THAT BECAUSE IMA GIRL, HE WON'T PUNCH ME!!!"

Capricorn: "Lol, ya basic."

Aquarius: "I don't have any babies to watch.........what do I do?"

Pisces: "I'm so so so so so not sorry-"