Me: Hello! Welcome to my zodiac signs book! Includes mild cussing. That's the only bad thing! I promise to warn you.

Zodiacs: *In an empty room with couches*

Aries: Can we like, leave please?!

Taurus: *Sips ice tea* This better be worth it.

Aries: *Smack ice tea from Taurus*

Taurus: WHAT DA FRUK ARIES?!

Aries: You slurped. It was annoying me.

Taurus: SO YOU SLAP IT OUT OF MY HAND?

Taurus and Aries: *Start arguing*

Gemini: I LOVE the color of this couch! Black is my favorite color- Wait, I think I actually prefer blue now. No, pink. Blue! Black! Pink-

Cancer: *Smiles at Gemini and rolls eyes*

Leo: I can't WAIT to get this show on the road!

Gemini: Pink! Blue! Black!

Virgo: Hmmmm. Do you think it will interfere with my schedule?

Cancer: Leo, this isn't a photo shoot. Stop posing like a damn model.

Libra: Virgo, don't be a weirdo. Who the heck makes schedules?

Scorpio: I sure as hell don't.

Virgo: I'm not a weirdo! I'm just organized!

Libra: Suuuuuuuuuuure. Crazy OCD boi.

Virgo: NO I'm NOT!

Sagittarius: Guys, can you shut the hell up? I'm trying to write fanfiction here.

Capricorn: *On phone, ignoring all these crazies*

Aquarius: SCORPIO, LANGUAGE! LIBRA, STOP PICKING ON VIRGO! ARIES, I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF YOUNG MAN! TAURUS, DONT THROW YOUR-.......EVERYONE JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND SIT DOWN LIKE WONDERFUL LITTLE CHILDREN!!!

Everyone: *Starts to argue*

Pisces:.....I just, wanted some pizza today-

Me:......uh, so yeah, um, have fun with them. *Runs*