Aries: Excuse you I'm SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME

Taurus: I do more than eat food omg

Gemini: What the fuck

Cancer: This is so not me.... omfg wait.... THIS one is me though

Leo: please keep feeding my ego

Virgo: if I'm not being compared to beyonce idgaf

Libra: is this me? Someone tell me if this is me?

Scorpio: why am i the evil one I'll murder your asses

Sagittarius: hahaha I don't care *reblogs*

Capricorn: I'm not nearly as motivated as these posts make me seem

Aquarius: I'm fine with this

Pisces: I'm not THAT sensitive *starts crying*