What the signs do during a Saturday night?

Aries: Murdering people

Taurus: Sleeping

Gemini: Transforming into a meme lord

Cancer: Gossiping with their mom

Leo: Skyping with their friends

Virgo: Watching Spongebob

Libra: Reading 50 shades of gray

Scorpio: Fishing for compliments on Omegle

Sagittarius: Actually partying

Capricorn: Cosplaying

Aquarius: Aggressively blogging

Pisces: Hiding dead bodies