Kidnapped?

Aries: "Do you know who I am?"

Taurus: *bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home*

Gemini: *is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*

Cancer: "LMAO, why do you wanna kidnap me?"

Leo: "You just did that because I'm pretty."

Virgo: "I hope wherever you're taking me is clean."

Libra: *engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper*

Scorpio: "If you don't let me go, I will punch you in the balls."

Sagittarius: *goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking*

Capricorn: "This is not okay..."

Aquarius: "You insecure little...you are a lowlife."

Pisces: *comes up with an elaborate plan including a back up plan with grenades*