Zodiac Awards:

Aries: angriest asshole award
Taurus: number two and loving it award
Gemini: superficial nervous wreck award
Cancer: crybaby emotionpants award
Leo: egotistic extraordinaire award
Virgo: petty perfectionist award
Libra: indecisive "individual" award
Scorpio: secretive bastard award
Sagittarius: expert exaggerator award
Aquarius: complete weirdo award
Pisces: idealistic idiot award