First impressions of the signs-

Aries: generally loud, opinionated, affectionately calls their friends assholes and probably has drugs, hilarious, but not someone you'd want to cross.
Taurus: sweet, kind of gossipy but loyal to their friends, tries very hard, somewhat easy to walk over, is craft and probably likes cooking.
Gemini: fucking chatterbox, absolute genius, seems to hate everyone, sort of mentally distant, is probably smarter than you.
Cancer: very nice, but changes moods very quickly, hates getting called out or picked on, usually has a very established friend group and eats a lot.
Leo: popular, charismatic, more perceptive than they let on, kind to their friends, but can raise hell if you piss them off. Loyal.
Virgo: hardworking, stickler for detail, is in multiple fandoms, can't let topics go in conversations and likes colored skinny jeans, most likely has dimples.
Libra: queen bee, social, flighty, talkative, great at making people feel special. Started saying "swag" and "yolo" ironically and can't stop.
Scorpio: closed book, expressive eyes, is outgoing, but somehow not a part of things. Best resting bitch face, eye rolls 5ever.
Sagittarius: energetic, friendly, the nicest asshole ever. Walks with confidence. Brutally honest but only if you ask for it, protective of their friends.
Capricorn: quiet and reserved, but can be silly with friends. Lame puns all the way, likes money and power, sometimes plays the victim too much.
Aquarius: really fucking weird, like they don't even act weird it just radiates off of them. Detached and bored-looking, talks fast or mumbles, are usually hardcore Weebs. Definitely smarter than you. 10/10 they can kick your ass.
Pisces: quiet, dreamy, stares at people a lot, seems to look through people, tries a little too hard to be funny sometimes, acts like an asshole though deep inside they are fluffy bunnies, makes people feel special like Libra.

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Dam (PJO) that took like 5 minutes to type out.... >_<