When shit goes wrong-

Aries: "OH SHIT"
Taurus: "Lmao fuck my life"
Gemini: "......oh"
Cancer: "might as well give up now"
Leo: "lol don't care"
Virgo: "GOD FUCIBG DAMN JT I HAD KNE FUCKING JOB DAMN IT" [there are supposed to be typos btw]
Libra: *chillin*
Scorpio: "hahahhahshahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha shit"
Sagittarius: "life goes on"
Capricorn: *actually able to fix the problem*
Aquarius: "what the actual fuck"
Pisces: *cries*