Aries: used to be best friends with one. Lost their virginity at 15. Has had a lot a boyfriends. Really nice kinda feisty. Loves nemo. Great person. :) (shoutout if your reading! Lol remember bæ means poo in Danish!) (inside joke) (oh and you always smelled like a candle...idk)

Taurus: my dad. He's really stubborn and doesn't know when to shut up (srry pops) ily but your way to sensitive! Like, your sarcastic with me 24/7 yet you get all butt hurt if I tell you something sheesh! Oh you cook real good old man! Once I'm an architect imma make you a fancy ass restaurant! :) (also plays guitar)

Gemini: My mum. Ily, but you are so two faced (bipolar or whatever, you were happy and mad the next!) I also had a Gemini friend, she was happy one minute and fussy the next I'm like woah chill! Idk, Geminis are nice, but kind of mood switchy. It's hard to work with you too! But your a good friend. (Btw learn when to stfu please. Your gr8 and all but seriously, when someone tells you to be quite, please do so.)

Cancer: used to be my besty too. You were really selfish dude. Like, I would always share my food with you, and then I'd ask you for a chip and your all snobby about it! I'm like, are you serious. You were really sensitive about everything and you kinda annoyed me. But I have a lot of patience so. You always talked about all the cool things your parents bought you like no fair. Meh. Your a good friend but your just kinda rude.

Leo: your so egoistical. Your that one kid in class that always interrupts, and you talk real loud Bruh. But that's the Fuckboy Leo. (Btw your nice. And hilarious) there's this one girl Leo she's really nice, and also really egoistical lol. You dress really good to! Your cool

Virgo: my best friend. My soul twin. We are so alike it's crazy. Except your super maternal with babies. Like, idk babies are weird bro. Your a smart girl, just try harder. A lot of guys like you go girl! Like, hopefully your don't make wrong choices in your life sweetpea! Slay! Also there's a cheerleader Virgo that slacks off a lot and dates a lot of dudes....uh....also I used to always do your homework when we were kids lol. Don't forget me!

Libra: hilarious, but sometimes tries to hard to be funny. I love how you dress too! You dress so...calm and cozy you know how to rock that haircut too! I hope you find someone equally is cool as you bro. :)

Scorpio: your not intense. Your so smol and cute! Your so shy to! Let me mention stylish!

Sagittarius: ...I used to have a Sagittarius best guy friend. I haven't seen you in a while. (If you want to know just pm me...it's a long story)
And then there's that other Sag! *insert awkward wink wonk* yeah it's this one guy I like. He's really cool I guess. He's hilarious, so nice, band dude (marching lol) (pm me if you really want to know lol) but he's great. :) although you kinda took my music you butt. Don't think I didn't notice. (I'm always really serious around him...like stoic and stuff. Idk pm me about it it's...) but your perfect! I know 0 Sagittarius girls tho.

Capricorn: me. I know zero Capricorns except me. Idk. Well I always have a serious or blank expression on my face. I don't talk a lot. And I'm really blunt. And hella sarcastic. Okay tootles

Aquarius: stop doing drugs. I care about you (I don't show it srry) your a perfect person, but just stop doing bad choices! You can go far, and you sing real good too. I love how you dress btw.

Pisces: you look like an innocent little child, but your not all that innocent kid. :D haha. It's cool. Your a total weeaboo tho srry. Love ya kiddo.