Cancer: Party of 12
Aries: I'm paying.
Waiter: What can I get you guys?
Aries: Extra large cheeseburger
Leo: 3 of everything in the diner section of the menu.
Gemini: Two pancakes,two links and 2 scrambled eggs.
Taurus: 4 ice cream sundaes
Cancer: Two of everything on the grand slam menu
Virgo: *taps finger on table and waits 5 minutes to say* just water.
Libra: A cola.
Scorpio: *playing with a spider and gets bite and begins to think "I'm spiderman"*
Sagittarius: * doesn't want anything because Gemini is giving her the eyes*
Capricorn: *staring at a photo on the wall of a mountain goat*
Aquarius: *pulls out a lobster and says* I want him.
Pisces: Nothing ohhh some wings.
Waiter: I'll be right back!
Aries: There goes my Ram truck
Cancer: Haha
Aries: Not funny bro not funny
Leo: Okay you two are bawling for each other time to put an end to this.
Gemini: What do you mean?
Leo: We are over.
Sagittarius: *laughs*
Leo: Don't get happy you and Capricorn are-
Capricorn: Over
Gemini: *walks out the door*
Sagittarius: *Is right behind Gemini*
Virgo: Leo what the hell is wrong with you!! *storms out*
Aries: Come back eat the food I'm not going bankpurt on y'all.
Cancer: *laughs so hard is crying.
Pisces: *runs after Sagittarius*
Scorpio: *begins to cry*
Libra: Cone on Scorpio we are going to the hospital.
Scorpio: *walks our with Libra*
Leo: Taurus let's go.
Taurus: *walks out with Leo*
Cancer: *cough and laughing*
Capricorn : I'm going to the bathroom. *secretly is going to climb out the window*
Aquarius: *acting like she a waiter*
Cancer: *is laugh with no sound and looking like a seal*
Waiter: Here's your food-  were did everyone go?
Aries: Check please.

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