Aries:  Crashes immediatly

Taurus: Ends up dancing up on some dude a club they aren't supposed to be in- Crazy Party Animal

Cancer: Lots of slurring

Gemini: Texts while drunk

Leo: Goes frickin' insane

Virgo: Does weird things and posts them to tumblr while drunk

Libra: Very quite and 'spacey'

Scorpio: Attempts and fails to summon Satan while play spin the bottle

Sagittarius: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Capricorn: Never drinks

Aquarius: A super lightweight when it comes to drinking.

Pisces: Is always a little drunk