Aries: messes up your order
Taurus: doesn't take crap and will put you in your place
Gemini: makes jokes and gets the best tips
Cancer: Gets really nervous and keeps dropping everything
Leo: gives out free drinks to the people they like
Virgo: keeps asking if everything is okay, even though they hate you
Libra: forgets about your table
Scorpio: smiles and pretends to care
Sagittarius: spits in your food
Capricorn: doesn't make eye contact
Aquarius: talks trash about you to other waiters
Pisces: tries to persuade you ti order desert