The signs with crying people:
Aries: please stop??? Stop???
Taurus: ok but.. It could be worse
Gemini: your justifiable overreacting okay, it'll be fine
Cancer: *is crying*
Leo: I'm so uncomfortable right now.....
Virgo: *backs away slowly*
Libra: aw honey dont cry! Your to pretty to cry!
Scorpio: who do I have to kill?what happened? I swear I'm gonna go to jail.
Sagittarius: this is so emotional
Capricorn: wtf? Gross? Your eyes are.... Raining?
Aquarius: no
Pisces: *does something funny to try and help*