Aries: I hate you, too

Taurus: do you want an award?

Gemini: get in line

Cancer: what did I do?

Leo: uh-huh

Virgo: the feeling is mutual

Libra: oh...

Scorpio: same

Sagittarius: no need to be rude

Capricorn: why are you telling me this?

Aquarius: okay

Pisces: who are you?