Why the signs broke into your house
Aries- they saw your dog and wanted it
Taurus- They seen your fully stocked fridge and decided sacrifices must be made
Gemini- To steal your toilet
Cancer- They thought it was their house
Leo- They wanted all your expensive stuff to sell on EBay
Virgo- Cause they broke and need money
Libra- To steal your wifi
Scorpio- To kill you then sacrifice you to satan to be upgraded into demon clan
Sagittarius- To see if they'd get caught
Capricorn- No reason
Aquarius- To get blackmail on you
Pisces- To scare you. Their cute face made you not call the cops. Oh well, they tried
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