Aries: "can I have some weed?"
Taurus: "these chips really taste like chicken tacos I swear to god"
Gemini: "wanna go to this anime con with me?"
Cancer: "I'm not gay!!!!!"
Leo: *talked about the size of their bfs Dick for too long*
Virgo: *puns*
Libra: "what, I didn't know you moved out of the school district!"
Scorpio: "do you still think I'm cute?"
Sagittarius: "you should just accept his advances be you aren't a hot commodity"
Capricorn: *talked about this goose she saw for literally half an hour*
Aquarius: "hey look, there's a meteor shower holy fuck!"
Pisces: "we exist, somewhere"
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I enjoy this lmao