Aries: *pulls out 10 gift cards* aight I'm ready
Taurus: *hides in food court away from all the other signs*
Gemini: guuuYYYYYSSSS where's Taurus we can't leave anyone behind
Cancer: *fights people at target* no that MAYBELLINE LIPGLOSS IS MINE
Leo: where's the mirror wtf
Virgo: but fr guys where Taurus I need money from them
Libra: *tricks Capricorn into buying food for them*
Scorpio: *spying on people changing*
Sagittarius: Scorpio wtf cut that shit out
Capricorn: why am I suddenly broke ;-;
Aquarius: I smell a sale
Pisces: *swims in spilled sprite*