Aries: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt theme song ("Dem females are strong as hell.")

Taurus: Friends theme song ("So no one told you life was gonna be this way.")

Gemini: Pretty Little Liars theme song ("Got a secret, can you keep it?")

Cancer: The Fosters theme song ("You're surrounded by love and you're wanted.")

Leo: H20 theme song ("Cause I'm no ordinary girl.")

Virgo: Orange is the New Black theme song ("Standing still is hard.")

Libra: Hannah Montana theme song ("Hottest styles, every shoe, every color.")

Scorpio: Grey's Anatomy theme song ("Suppose you'll never know.")

Sagittarius: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song ("Chillin' out maxin' relaxin all cool.")

Capricorn: Scooby-doo theme song ("There's so much to do now.")

Aquarius: Phineas and Ferb theme song ("Discovering something that doesn't exist.")

Pisces: Little Einsteins theme song ("There's so much to find.")