Libra: The sun isn't even up yet, but a sea of Amazonian red roses shine under the lights of the downtown flower mart.

Scorpio: Richard II of England starved to death in captivity on this very day, 613 years ago.

Aquarius: Oh. That's quite interesting.

Virgo: Are you sure that the records from that time are accurate enough?
How do you even know it?

Scorpio: From a past life.

Aquarius: I think I was a man, in my last earthly incarnation. Maybe a scientist.

Pisces: Today's Valentine's day, not Past Life's day.

Libra: Does that even exist?

Capricorn: Nope.

Taurus: I need your help, I want to write something romantic for my girlfriend. So, complete this: Love......

Aries: Has no limits!

Pisces: Oh, that's so sweet of you Taurus. I'd say Love is forever

Leo: Love is personal. What do you think?

Sagittarius: You can't ask us, love means different things to different people.

Cancer: No, I disagree with you.

Sagittarius. Love is the same for all.

Capricorn: And it costs too much.

Sagittarius: You shouldn't care about it, Capricorn.

Capricorn: Only real love is worth money, and real love has no place in the 21st century.

Pisces: Don't say that!

Taurus: *writes it all down*

Later...

Gemini: *reading the postcard Taurus gave her*

"Love has no limits. It is forever personal, but means different things to different people, however, it is the same for all, and it costs too much. A love like ours is worth money and has a place in the 21st century, so don't say that."

Gemini: Oh. How consistent.