Aries: Annoying but funny

Taurus: Secretly hates everyone

Gemini: Obsessive over food

Cancer: Adorable and happy

Leo: Smart and weird

Virgo: Only watches Netflix

Libra: Sporty but lazy

Scorpio: Probably planning murder

Sagittarius: Doesn't do anything

Capricorn: Irritating and cute

Aquarius: Super duper funny

Pisces: Lovable lil' kittens