Aries: Too impatient to try things on and says "I'll just return it if it doesn't fit."

Taurus: Tries to be practical, but ends up splurging on designer duds.

Gemini: Has ADD and wants to buy everything, but decides against half the things they've picked when they get to the check out.

Cancer: Is too excited that mom jeans are making a comeback.

Leo: Is shopping buddies with Libra and gets mad when Libra gives them style advice.

Virgo: Has planned out all of their purchases in advance.

Libra: Impeccable tastes, rolls eyes at all the flashy clothes Leo keeps trying to pull off. Snapchats every outfit they try on.

Scorpio: The lone shopper. Says things like "I'm really liking black this season..."

Sagittarius: "UGH I HATE SHOPPING, let's hurry up and get what we need and get out."

Capricorn: Orders Steve Jobs' outfit in bulk online.

Aquarius: "OOH OOH A BOOK STORE."

Pisces "Ooh... pretty colors, do you think this matches my aura?"
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Sorry I have been inactive for months! I just needed to take a break, but now I'm back! :D