Aries: Swearing profusely, throwing their controller at the TV when they lose.

Taurus: Is actually really good but their fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from the food they were eating before.

Gemini: Talking themselves through the entire thing.

Cancer: Beating levels 1-4, then getting stuck on level 5 and never picking up the game again.

Leo: Boasting to everyone how good they are and then dying in 2 seconds.

Virgo: Instead of fighting enemies, they run away from them and try to find a place to hide.

Libra: Pushing random buttons and hoping for the best.

Scorpio: Yelling angrily at all the characters on the screen and crying with delight every time they kill someone.

Sagittarius: Finding the easiest way/lowest common denominator to advance to the next level.

Capricorn: Trying to get every little coin and a 100 perfect score before advancing to the next level.

Aquarius: Like a Boss. No other words needed.

Pisces: Not achieving any of the missions, just exploring.
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Just a reminder for the people who are in The Neighborhood Club, make sure you check out the new chapter I published. It's important. Good luck on the challenge. :)