#24 The Signs as insults...

♈️Aries: wow, that's a lovely shade of ultra bitch you're wearing today

♉️Taurus: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would've farted

♊️Gemini: you shouldn't play hide and seek, cause no one would look for you

♋️Cancer: I'd slap you, but shit stains

♌️Leo: Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?

♍️Virgo: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that

♎️Libra: I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you

♏️Scorpio: I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it

♐️Sagittarius: Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

♑️Capricorn: You bring everyone a big amount of joy when you leave the room

♒️Aquarius: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you

♓️Pisces: Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong