Aries: "wait what?"

Taurus: "I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want!"

Gemini: "please be twins."

Cancer: *already has a room picked out*

Leo: "my kid is going to be even more perfect than me."

Virgo: ".........................."

Libra: *celebratory round of shots* "oh wait."

Scorpio: "ew what."

Sagittarius: "NOOOOOOOO."

Capricorn: *happy crying*

Aquarius: *apologizes to future child*

Pisces: "NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT."