Aries: energetic not "on steroids"

Taurus: enjoys food not fat

Gemini: expresses all their emotions not bipolar

Cancer: speaks their mind not loud

Leo: doesn't care about judgement not egotistical

Virgo: smart not a smart-aleck

Libra: opinionated not obnoxious

Scorpio: thinks deeper not dark

Sagittarius: truthful not rude

Capricorn: free not wild

Aquarius: conservative not socially awkward

Pisces: thoughtful not chill