*in a hospital*

Aries: "I crashed my motorcycle."

(HE IS OKAY THANK GOODNESS)

Taurus: "This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road."

Gemini: "I'm here with my friend."

Cancer: "I was making soup for my boyfriend and I spilled it all over me. Now I have third degree burns."

Leo: "Someone called me ugly so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit a brick wall."

Virgo: "Um, I work here."

Libra: "I had a panic attack."

Scorpio: "Someone pushed me down the stairs."

(Thank goodness the kid is okay)

Sagittarius: "This old lady was on her motor scooter and she was going so slow, so I told her to hurry up and she ran over my toe."

Capricorn: "I was working really late for 5 nights in a row and I got sleep deprivation and passed out."

Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down the well and I found myself in Narnia."

Pisces: "I was concentrating and then smashed into a wall and got a concussion."