Aries: pushes people down the slide

Taurus: makes mudpies and eats them

Gemini: tries to dig a hole to China in the sandbox

Cancer: falls off monkey bars and breaks arm

Leo: rules the entire playground

Virgo: gets WAY too into their game of house

Libra: sees who weighs more on the seesaw

Scorpio: starts a fire using wood chips

Sagittarius: is afraid of cooties and yells a lot

Capricorn: destroys everyone in a swing contest

Aquarius: graffitis the playground with chalk

Pisces: plays with their imaginary friend