Aries: annoying but funny

Taurus: secretly hates everyone

Gemini: obsesses over food

Cancer: adorable and happy

Leo: smart and weird

Virgo: only watches Netflix

Libra: sporty but lazy

Scorpio: probably planning murder

Sagittarius: doesn't do anything

Capricorn: perky and cute

Aquarius: super duper funny (yeah right. I'm not funny)

Pisces: lovable lil' kitten