Aries: "I have read the terms and conditions."

Taurus: "It wasn't me, man."

Gemini: "I forgot my homework, but I did it."

Cancer: "I don't care about him/her."

Leo: "I love you."

Virgo: "I'm not hungry."

Libra: "I won't laugh, I swear."

Scorpio: "I never got your text."

Sagittarius: "I'm alright, I'm just tired."

Capricorn: "I'm on my way."

Aquarius: "My mom said no."

Pisces: "I didn't know you called."