Aries: you'll snort loudly when you laugh

Taurus: you'll miss your bus/train

Gemini: you'll get locked out of your house

Cancer: someone will walk in on you in the restroom

Leo: you'll drop something noisy in a crowded area

Virgo: you'll leave your zipper down

Libra: you'll have a choking fit

Scorpio: you'll be caught sneaking free samples

Sagittarius: you'll run into a pole

Capricorn: you'll try to grab your straw with you tongue for too long-to the point where it gets awkward...

Aquarius: you'll wave back to someone who wasn't waving to you

Pisces: you'll run into a stranger-literally