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the signs in a fight;
Aries: knocks you out in one punch
Taurus: *wild warrior chants*
Gemini: multiple smacks and purple nurples
Cancer: *crying*
Leo: makes the fight look like a UFC match
Virgo: brutal kicks in the face
Libra: brings all their friends to jump you
Scorpio: *summons satan*
Sagittarius: "wait what are we doing again?"
Capricorn: matrix moves
Aquarius: strait to the point no bullshit fight
Pisces: flirts their way out of the situation
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