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the signs graduating from high school;
Aries: screams and cries because they just realized they have to get a job now
Taurus: starts blasting "we're all in this together" from high school musical
Gemini: forgot to go to the ceremony because they were watching netflix
Cancer: tries to throw their grad cap up and accidentally hits someone with their arm
Leo: smiles knowing they will never see these people again
Virgo: dresses up as the principal and fails everyone
Libra: falls on their way up to the stage
Scorpio: throws a smoke bomb right after they get their diploma and no one ever sees them again
Sagittarius: starts doing flips because their so happy to leave that hell hole
Capricorn: pulls a senior prank and eggs their grade 9 math teachers car
Aquarius: shows up in sweats while eating fries, has no idea what's going on
Pisces: hires a limo and dresses like their going to the oscars
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