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the signs stuck in traffic;
Aries: honks their horn the whole time
Taurus: gets out and walks home
Gemini: turns on the radio and ignores everything
Cancer: opens their window and throws things they found in their car at other cars
Leo: sighs and orders pizza
Virgo: smashes the other cars with a baseball bat
Libra: laughs at the angry driver
Scorpio: grabs a flamethrower and burns down all the cars while yelling
Sagittarius: starts talking to themselves
Capricorn: "GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU SLOTHS I NEED TO GO"
Aquarius: cry's bc their gonna miss their favorite show
Pisces: makes funny faces at the cars beside them
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