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the signs visit an aquarium;
Aries: will you give me five bucks if i swallow a live fish
Taurus: omfg they actually sell seafood here that's so sad but tbh lets go get some
Gemini: guys i'm actually fluent in whale *whale noises*
Cancer: how can these fish stay underwater so long without taking a breath
Leo: I FOUND NEMO HAHAHA
Virgo: omg i want a dolphin how much are they
Libra: *gets stung by a jellyfish* aw it likes me
Scorpio: what r these things
Sagittarius: good thing i brought my swimsuit *somehow breaks into fish tank*
Capricorn: where can i apply to be an aquatic wildlife handler i want to work with all these beautiful animals
Aquarius: *buys an artsy starfish souvenir from the gift shop* because i'm a star
Pisces: where's the mermaid exhibit though
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