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the signs as cliche movie lines;
Aries: "person is talking trash about someone when everyone falls silent* "they're right behind me, aren't they?"
Taurus: "if I don't make it, tell [significant other] I love them"
Gemini: antagonist telling the protagonist "we're not so different, you and I"
Cancer: "dad he's not just some boy, I love him!"
Leo: *bad guys approach* "uh, guys. we've got company"
Virgo: "son you're giving up on your dream!" "no dad, I'm giving up on yours"
Libra: "you look/sound/act just like your mother"
Scorpio: "I don't even know who you are anymore!"
Sagittarius: *going into the final standoff* "this ends now"
Capricorn: *looking wirily off into the distance* "there's a storm coming"
Aquarius: "this isn't what it looks like"
Pisces: *going into a sketchy situation* "guys, i've got a bad feeling about this"
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