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what the signs do on easter;
Aries: paints eggs, then forgets about them until they start rotting
Taurus: organizes an easter egg hunt for the children
Gemini: painting eggs
Cancer: makes the eggs REALLY hARD TO FIND 
Leo: actually goes on a easter egg hunt and takes it completely serious
Virgo: makes a nice dinner but actually doesn't do the whole religion thing
Libra: two words: baby chickens
Scorpio: sits and eats easter candy all day, then lies to the children why there isn't anything in their easter baskets
Sagittarius: goes to church ironically
Capricorn: goes to church ironically in easter best
Aquarius: gets dragged to church by family (still in easter best)
Pisces: egg dye E V E R Y W H E R E
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