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the signs as sentences;
Aries: what the heck?
Taurus: where's the food?
Gemini: oh my god
Cancer: literally me
Leo: do it for the vine
Virgo: don't touch that
Libra: you got a bae?
Scorpio: how about no
Sagittarius: that's what she said
Capricorn: can u not?
Aquarius: illuminati confirmed
Pisces: what's the wifi password?
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